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  • Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
  • Me: Dick Grayson

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hetaliagirl104:

lyallandme:

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2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HEAR THE BLOOD THAT FLOWS THROUGH MY VIENS!

That sounds so much fun!

TOTALLY!!!!

I wonder how they got it so quiet though…. o.O

The world may never know.


tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

(Source: waywardwanders, via via-kaylee)


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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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Meanwhile on Classic Who
mrspettyferr:

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And that is what became of Mako’s fabulous mustache~
Has this been done before? Probably yes, right? Ahahah, I’m sorry my brain farted

Haha this is brilliant.